Don't Make Plans With Us Saturday Morning1 of 12
Or Sunday morning. Actually, don't make weekend plans with us at all. Even if your cyclist is only planning to ride a few hours in the morning, they'll be too tired to mow the lawn or see the in-laws in the evening. Best order takeout and binge Game of Thrones.
Keep an Emergency Granola Bar on Tap2 of 12
Carbs are a cyclist's best friend. Even though you just left the restaurant and your cyclist cleaned everyone's plate, it's likely they will be hungry halfway home. And there's nothing worse than a hangry cyclist.
Get a Second Job3 of 12
Not seriously, but cycling is expensive. Your cyclist won't flinch in the slightest at dropping $400 on a new carbon component that saves four grams. But you definitely will. Strike a deal so you can get something, too.
Have the Cleaning Supplies Ready4 of 12
Your cyclist will come back sticky, sweaty and sometimes bloody. It may be a shock at first, but don't worry, this feeling will pass. Just don't even ask what that stain on their chamois is.
Shaved Legs Are Acceptable5 of 12
Your cyclist may attest it to being more aero, but really it's just uncool in the cycling world to show up with hairy legs. Those calves need to be as smooth as... well, a road cyclist's.
Share the Closet6 of 12
Cyclists ride rain or shine, so they have expensive gear for all conditions. It's not unlikely they'll take more than their fair share of closet real estate. Try to strike a deal, but if all else fails, plastic storage bins work just fine (for your stuff, of course).
Bikes Are Family and Deserve Their Own Room7 of 12
You thought closet space was an issue? Your cyclist has probably claimed an entire room for all their cycling gear. Leaving that $8,000 bike(s) in the backyard isn't an option in their mind. You're better off moving your first-born into the garage.
Keep Your Phone On8 of 12
Cyclists carry supplies for flats and mechanical issues, but sometimes things go wrong 70 miles away from home. While inconvenient, your stranded cyclist may call for a ride home. Naturally, a foot massage and nice dinner are acceptable currency.
Find a Hobby9 of 12
You're going to have a lot of time alone when your cyclist is reaching his or her 300-miles-a-week goal. Find a local club, join a gym—or just sit at home and enjoy not hearing about their latest missed Strava KOM attempt.
Hire Movers10 of 12
Don't expect your cyclist to help lift anything heavier than a gallon of milk. While their legs may be chiseled like Hercules himself, their arms are no stronger than a third grader's. Less weight allows them to climb faster, and everyone knows climbing faster (not managing everyday tasks) is what life is all about.
Enjoy the Ride11 of 12
Both figuratively and literally, dating a cyclist is a ride in and of itself. Enjoy the quirks, the sweat and the journey. You never know, their passion may rub off on you. So go ahead and throw a leg over the saddle and ride off together into the blissful sunset.