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Quotes From The Simpsons That Runners Can Relate To
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Runners can be a Type-A bunch but that doesn't mean we can't laugh at ourselves and find humor in what we do. Most runners can relate to the sentiments expressed in these popular quotes from The Simpsons.
How Runners Feel About Yoga
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"Look, just give me some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya!"
—Homer Simpson
—Homer Simpson
Runners and Old People Have Hip Problems
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"Oh yes, sitting. The great leveler."
—Mr. Burns
—Mr. Burns
Why Running on the Sidewalk Sucks
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"Slow down. The sidewalk's for walking, not fancy walking."
—Jasper
—Jasper
How It Feels When You Miss that PR
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"Kids, you tried your best and you failed. The lesson is, never try."
—Homer Simpson
—Homer Simpson
Do Runners Live Forever?
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"I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy."
—Homer Simpson
—Homer Simpson
When Your Pace Team Leader Can't Keep the Pace
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"I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around."
—Homer Simpson
—Homer Simpson
How We Stay Motivated
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"All my life I've had one dream: to achieve many goals."
—Homer Simpson
—Homer Simpson
When Rungry, Will Eat Anything and Everything
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"Don't make me run. I'm full of chocolate!"
—Uter
—Uter
When You Just Can't Keep Up
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"Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours."
—Ralph Wiggum
—Ralph Wiggum
Why We've Built a Community
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"Our differences are only skin deep but our sames go down to the bone."
—Marge Simpson
—Marge Simpson
Why There's Alcohol After Races, Not Before
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"No animal can outrun a greased Scotsman."
—Willie
—Willie
Get the Kids Involved
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"People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it weren't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine."
—Moe
—Moe