It sure is hard to be humble when you're a swashbuckling, egocentric super-hero. But our gallant guy-in-green tries his best as he swaggers through The Somewhat True Tale of Robin Hood, a frantically funny, Monty Pythonesque retelling of the classic. This time around, the legendary legend, in his never-ending quest to aid the needy, encounters a lovely damsel-in-distress (oddly obsessed with skin conditions); an ever-scheming sheriff who would rather bowl a strike than hit a bull's-eye; a gold-hoarding, bad-guy monarch wannabe; and a good-natured "Town's Guy" who manages to make his way into every scene, whether he belongs there or not. Combine them with an expandable band of spoon-wielding Merry Men whose collective IQs equal six, and you've got an irreverent jaunt through Sherwood Forest you won't soon forget! Auditions: December 12, 2025 Callbacks: December 13, 2025 Read-Through: December 13, 2025 Rehearsals: January 5 - February 14, 2026 Rehearsal Location: Beacon Hill Grange Rehearsal Schedule: Monday & Tuesday (5:30-8:30pm) and Saturday (9:30am-2:30pm) Rehearsal location: Beacon Hill Grange Tech/Dress Rehearsals: February 15-21, 2026 Shows: February 18-21, 2026 *No conflicts permitted during tech/show week. Performance location: Wenatchee High School We can't do this without you! 20 parent volunteer hours are required in an area of your choice (costumes, props, set building, hair/makeup, typing program, concessions, etc.) Families with siblings are asked to support the show with 30 volunteer hours (20 hours for one child, an additional 10 hours for families with multiple children).