#PoopProbz1 of 30
Just don't forget to turn on the fan…
Should've just taken a rest day.2 of 30
If it's not on Facebook, it never happened.
The Trophy Generation?3 of 30
Running: The only sport where thousands of losers celebrate at the end of a race.
The opposite of #RelationshipGoals4 of 30
They probably sit on the same side of the booth at dinner, too.
Free High-Fives5 of 30
You good?6 of 30
Keep 'em guessing.
Drinks on us.7 of 30
ATTENTION: Lumo Run, S.O.S.
Same.8 of 30
We're all just running towards our next slice of pizza.
Dynamic warmup?9 of 30
It is more time-efficient that way... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How was your weekend?10 of 30
Have we mentioned what happened at mile 21?
10-1=911 of 30
Stands to reason.
No pain, no gain?12 of 30
Sorry. And, also, you're welcome.
Half & Half13 of 30
Half thank you!
Sweet dreams.14 of 30
Were you tired when you woke up?
Fair point.15 of 30
His options were limited, sure. But better options existed, nonetheless.
Indisputable logic, FTW.16 of 30
Can't be called a quitter if you're never a beginner. Kind of genius, actually.
Welp…17 of 30
Should've done your homework.
Relationship Status: It's Complicated18 of 30
The struggle is real.
Often times, in fact.19 of 30
Couch to 5K—to Couch.
This is why earphones were invented.20 of 30
Please return your tray tables and marathon tales to their upright and locked position.
#SharkWeek21 of 30
Ok, but this sounds kind of awesome.
Gotta start somewhere.22 of 30
What's for lunch, you ask? I'm not sure, I'm training for a marathon, so…
Good to know.23 of 30
Keep an eye out for Dippy, you guys.
College!24 of 30
Not true. Walking to and from the bars counts towards your daily steps goal.
A questionable thesis.25 of 30
At least you knocked out some cardio.
Geoffrey!26 of 30
Elaborate—but it's hard to argue.
Treadmill, it is.27 of 30
Guess we can add this to the list.
Alyssa is all of us.28 of 30
Prerequisite(s) to being an athlete:
1.) Put on your running shoes.
2.) That's it. You're an athlete.
Tough to say, really.29 of 30
But have we told you about the time we ran a marathon with our rescue dog while on a vegan diet?