You have two bikes in your living room.1 of 32
And four more in the garage. And another on the bike rack of your car...
Those bikes are worth more than your car.2 of 32
You have tanned arms and legs.3 of 32
And pale everything else.
You've forgotten to unclip at a stoplight and fallen on your face.4 of 32
You're not a cyclist without a little embarrassment once in a while, right?
You walk into a bike shop and leave with stuff you didn't even come for.5 of 32
Depends on your definition of "need."
The majority of your wardrobe is Lycra.6 of 32
What do you mean this isn't appropriate for my sister's wedding?
You shout "car back" even when just walking down the street.7 of 32
And all your friends move.
You can't remember the last time you had actual body hair.8 of 32
The good ol' days.
You think hairy legs in general look weird.9 of 32
Do you even cycle, bro?
You use hand signals even when driving your car.10 of 32
Old habits die hard?
The weather app is the most important one on your phone.11 of 32
A headwind in every direction.
You ride more miles than you drive.12 of 32
Keeping it lean and green.
You constantly wonder what it would be like to ride in all the places you go.13 of 32
Should have brought the bike along.
You can't find jeans with a small enough waist but large enough legs.14 of 32
Your answer to how your weekend was is always about cycling.15 of 32
That's why your coworker asked, right?
Snot rockets are second nature.16 of 32
Fingers crossed you don't get a runny nose in any important meetings.
You check out everyone else's bike when you ride by.17 of 32
Or how big their calf muscles are.
You have an automatic response for when your significant other asks if you really need that bike.18 of 32
Or likely multiple responses.
When you crash, the first thing you do is check to see if your bike is OK.19 of 32
It's worth the most, after all.
Carbo loading means drinking beer.20 of 32
You grocery shop based on what will fit in your jersey pockets.21 of 32
Gotta stay fueled on those long rides.
You lose touch with what's happening in all other sports.22 of 32
If it's not on two wheels, is it even a sport to begin with?
Your NBC Gold subscription is more important than your Netflix subscription.23 of 32
And more expensive, too.
When someone mentions an upcoming holiday, you assume they mean the Spring Classics.24 of 32
Flanders, Roubaix, Liege-Bastogne-Liege. The office will be closed, right?
You become fluent in French three weeks out of every year.25 of 32
Chapeau, am I right?!
You hoard dollar bills so you're always prepared in the event of a flat.26 of 32
Get your mind out of the gutter...
You select detergent with no scent so you don't smell like a dryer sheet on the group ride.27 of 32
So fresh and so clean!
Your laundry room is filled with cycling kits that are air drying.28 of 32
Wash on delicate, hang to dry. ALWAYS.
You've entirely forgotten what body lotion is, but you're stocked up on chamois butter for the next 7 months.29 of 32
There is no situation more dire than running out of chamois butter.
You've turned around on a ride because your Garmin died.30 of 32
If it didn't Strava, it didn't happen.
You've called someone out on Strava for a questionable KOM.31 of 32
Did someone forget to turn their Garmin off?