The Funniest Running T-Shirts

You love running--and you want everyone to know it. These shirts for runners (and the people close to them) let you show your true feelings for the sport without saying a word.

french toast-1


Pardon My French... Toast
Excuse us.

drpepper shir-2


Running on Dr. Pepper
Not exactly the ideal fueling method. But whatever works.

drag across-3


Drag Me Across
Finishing is finishing.

run slow shirt-4


I Run Slow
So thoughtful.

Half Crazy-5

Only Half Crazy
It could be worse. (We're talking to you, marathoners.)

Pause My Garmin-6

Pause My Garmin
Priorities, people.

Zombie Apocalypse-7

Training for the Zombie Apocalypse
But like the Walking Dead zombies, not the World War Z zombies. Much slower.

I'm Not Last-8

Not Last
Not losing = winning, in my book.

Your Pace or Mine-9

Your Pace or Mine?
So romantic.

Love Running Hate Running-10

Love-Hate Relationship
Truer words have never been spoken.

I Don't Run-11

I Don't Run
The screaming should also be a dead giveaway.

Sloth in Nutella-12

Sloths in Nutella
That counts, right?

I Like Beer-13

I Like Beer
We all have our reasons.

Will Run for Wine update-14

Will Run for Wine
Like I said, we all have our reasons.

Gingerbread Running Team-15

Gingerbread Running Team
Run, run as fast as you can.

Running Sucks-16

Running Sucks
Wear this sarcastically--or not.

Punishment-17

The Best Kind of Punishment
Just admit it: you like pain.

Stuff Holder-18

"Stuff" Holder
For that special spectator who knows his or her place.

Rum-19

Rum
Well, that's disappointing.

Free Banana-20

Free Banana
I mean, they cost about a dollar at the grocery store.

World's Okayest Runner-21

World's Okayest Runner
Hey, just being honest.

Running Buddy-22

Running Buddy
Guaranteed to never cancel on you.

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