No. 11 of 24
While it's true that I am happy to see you, this is just a banana in my tri suit.
No. 22 of 24
You seem to have caused my seatpost angle to become less slack.
No. 33 of 24
I must be wearing body glide because there's no friction between us.
No. 44 of 24
No. 55 of 24
I need a man with a slowtwitch.
No. 66 of 24
I may weigh 145, but I'm still a Clydesdale.
No. 77 of 24
T3 practice at my place?
No. 88 of 24
You should try a triathlon 'cuz you've been swim, bike, running through my mind all day.
No. 99 of 24
You're the foam roller to my gluteus maximus.
No. 1010 of 24
You're the thermal blanket to my post-race recovery.
No. 1111 of 24
You're the Vaseline to my chafing inner thighs.
No. 1212 of 24
You're a porta potty with no line.
No. 1313 of 24
Your pace or mine?
No. 1414 of 24
I like your frame.
No. 1515 of 24
I WHEELIE like you.
No. 1616 of 24
Wanna trade GU?
No. 1717 of 24
How about you put your number on my left leg, and I'll hope it doesn't come off during the race.
No. 1818 of 24
Have you ever done an Ironman? Want to?
No. 1919 of 24
Why not give me a tri?
No. 2020 of 24
My coach told me for my warmup, I had to talk to you for five minutes.
No. 2121 of 24
Are we doing high altitude training? Because you just took my breath away.
No. 2222 of 24
Let me be the GPS Watch to your satellite so I can acquire you.
No. 2323 of 24
You must be a love podiatrist because you are scraping the calluses off my heart.