Mat Placement1 of 20
"Ugh, please don't let that guy set up his mat next me. Don't do; don't do it. Damn."
The Dreaded See-Through Pant2 of 20
"Should I tell that woman her yoga pants are a little see-through?"
Hot Yoga (First Few Minutes)3 of 20
"This isn't so bad. What's all the fuss about?"
Hot Yoga (Few Minutes Later)4 of 20
"I'm so thirsty. I need water, now!"
Hot Yoga (Two Minutes Later)5 of 20
"Damn it, I shouldn't have had that water. Now I have to pee."
Odd Smells6 of 20
"Ummmm, did someone just fart? Yes, clearly someone did." OR "Good morning Jack, Johnny and Jose. Someone had fun last night."
What People Wear7 of 20
"I know this is hot yoga, but those shorts reveal too much."
Inversions8 of 20
"Oh heck no! I'm not standing on my head. Plus, my top is loose-fitted today; everyone will see my stomach—not happening."
When Your Teacher Says the Pose Will Get Easier if You Breathe9 of 20
"I'm breathing and this pose is not getting easier. @*%$ it hurts!!"
Battle With Chaturanga10 of 20
"Should I skip the chaturanga? No, that's an extra 2 calories I'll burn."
About Five Minutes Into Tree Pose11 of 20
"Ugh, how much longer do I have to hold this pose?! I don't want to be a tree any more."
When Yoga and Cirque du Soleil Meet12 of 20
"I didn't know this was an audition for Cirque du Soleil."
Awkward Poses13 of 20
"You want me to do what? My body doesn't move in that direction."
When You're Told to Clear Your Mind14 of 20
"I'm hungry. What should I make for dinner after class? Take out? No, I'll cook. Shoot, I forgot to send that email."
The Moment You Look in the Mirror During Warrior II15 of 20
"Do I look fat in this shirt? Shut up! That's not important. OK my torso is centered. All these people are leaning forward. OK stop looking. Shoot, I should've grabbed a bandana. My hair is sweaty and annoying. Can someone just open the door?!"
When You're Feeling Strong16 of 20
"I'm in the moment right now. See, this is what it's supposed to be like."
The Moment You Look Down at Your Feet17 of 20
"Oh my goodness, I need a pedicure ASAP." (And then proceed to pick at feet).
5 Minutes Left in Class18 of 20
"I can't wait for savasana, I'm going the pass out."
When Your Teacher Wraps Up With Namaste19 of 20