Brief Description
Yes, as in “mustache.” We know, it’s awesome.
If you can grow your own ’stache, you’re one step ahead of the game. You gotta sport one for the ‘Stache Dash! Can’t grow one? It’s chill. You can glue one on, paint one on, whatever strikes your fancy. While you’re at it, throw on those short shorts, aviators, tubesocks and fluff up that big hair. We don’t require retro attire, but we strongly encourage it. Police uniform - now we’re talkin’. Sweatbands and retro sneaks, you overachiever.
