Quotes From The Simpsons That Runners Can Relate To
How Runners Feel About Yoga
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"Look, just give me some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya!"
Runners and Old People Have Hip Problems
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"Oh yes, sitting. The great leveler."
Why Running on the Sidewalk Sucks
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"Slow down. The sidewalk's for walking, not fancy walking."
How It Feels When You Miss that PR
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"Kids, you tried your best and you failed. The lesson is, never try."
Do Runners Live Forever?
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"I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy."
When Your Pace Team Leader Can't Keep the Pace
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"I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around."
How We Stay Motivated
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"All my life I've had one dream: to achieve many goals."
When Rungry, Will Eat Anything and Everything
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"Don't make me run. I'm full of chocolate!"
When You Just Can't Keep Up
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"Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours."
Why We've Built a Community
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"Our differences are only skin deep but our sames go down to the bone."
Why There's Alcohol After Races, Not Before
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"No animal can outrun a greased Scotsman."
Get the Kids Involved
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"People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it weren't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine."