How Runners Feel About Yoga1 of 13
"Look, just give me some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya!"
Runners and Old People Have Hip Problems2 of 13
"Oh yes, sitting. The great leveler."
Why Running on the Sidewalk Sucks3 of 13
"Slow down. The sidewalk's for walking, not fancy walking."
How It Feels When You Miss that PR4 of 13
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed. The lesson is, never try."
Do Runners Live Forever?5 of 13
"I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy."
When Your Pace Team Leader Can't Keep the Pace6 of 13
"I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around."
How We Stay Motivated7 of 13
"All my life I've had one dream: to achieve many goals."
When Rungry, Will Eat Anything and Everything8 of 13
"Don't make me run. I'm full of chocolate!"
When You Just Can't Keep Up9 of 13
"Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours."
Why We've Built a Community10 of 13
"Our differences are only skin deep but our sames go down to the bone."
Why There's Alcohol After Races, Not Before11 of 13
"No animal can outrun a greased Scotsman."
Get the Kids Involved12 of 13
"People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it weren't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine."