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| Junichi Semitsu's Fundraising Page |
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Hello friends and family!
As you all know, I have not exercised since 1989.
Plus, I've spent the last decade entering countless eating competitions, albeit ones where my only competitors were my dignity, arteries, and bowels.
These days, the only times I ever burn calories are when (a) lifting the tray at the nacho cheese buffet, (b) stuffing day-old chimichangas into my fanny pack, or (c) fleeing the police.
As a result, I have packed on the pounds and developed what medical professionals would describe as "a fat ass."
Determined to change my ways, I am vowing to train to run this year's Turkey Trot in Dana Point on Thanksgiving morning. Sure, it's only a 10k, but if I finish it, it will bring my running total to 10k.
Thanksgiving is an especially good time for me to exercise since I would normally start intravenously consuming gallons of gravy by 9 am that day.
With your donation, not only will you be motivating me to get in shape, but you will help me raise badly needed funds for the Second Harvest Food Bank of Orange County.
So everybody wins, you see? Hungry people get food, lazy people like me burn calories, and you get a tax deduction.
Please donate! I will be forever in your debt. As a bonus, I promise photos of my journey that will be suitable for framing. |
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| "Run so others can eat this holiday. Join Second Harvest Food Bank of Orange County in the Fight Against Hunger!" |
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| This is what I look like at the moment. Except with less chest hair. |
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Total Donations: $117
Goal: $500
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